just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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