I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
