he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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