Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
time to smoke my breakfast
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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