I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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