please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Randomize
