I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
