i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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