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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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