I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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