yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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