i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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