She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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