David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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