My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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