I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just want nice things and good sex
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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