It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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