well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You are a booty call, not a friend.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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