thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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