I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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