He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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