So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
organizing the empties. That sober.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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