i jhust puked up my retainher.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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