you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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