38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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