i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
