So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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