i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do vagina's smell?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
that is very illegal...i love you.
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