Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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