if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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