i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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