Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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