No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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