if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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