dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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