please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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