Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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