grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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