Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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