i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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