Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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