i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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