you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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