She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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