spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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