He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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