I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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