Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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