Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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