Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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