How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
