grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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