There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
