I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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