she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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